Add microblog content

_config.yml

@@ -37,6 +37,12 @@ exclude:
 include:
   - _redirects
 
+defaults:
+  - scope:
+      path: "_posts"
+    values:
+      title: ""
+
 pagination:
   collection: "posts"
   enabled: true

_plugins/minimagick.rb

@@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
+require "mini_magick"
+
 module Jekyll
   module MiniMagick
     def magick(image_path, options)

_posts/2018-03-07-walk-don-t-walk.md

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+---
+title: Walk/Don’t Walk
+date: 2018-03-07T15:42:00-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/869b833df5.jpg"
+---
+
+
+<img src="uploads/2018/869b833df5.jpg" width="600" height="600" style="height: auto;" class="sunlit_image" />
+
+So do I walk or don’t I?
+
+
+

_posts/2018-03-19-generations.md

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+---
+title: Generations
+date: 2018-03-19T00:14:00-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/2e444e3e03.jpg"
+---
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/2e444e3e03.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+The first Mario Kart and the most recent Mario Kart. The SNES cartridge on the left is 512KB and the Switch cartridge is most likely 8GB, based on the download size of the game (6.7GB).
+
+

_posts/2018-04-16-trying-vimr-again-after-macvim-crashes-for-the-umpteenth-time.md

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+---
+date: 2018-04-16T15:55:07-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "blog"]
+---
+
+Trying VimR again after MacVim crashes for the umpteenth time.
+

_posts/2018-04-17-i-wish-my-body-could-decide-what-temperature-it-wanted-to-be.md

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+---
+date: 2018-04-17T23:03:39-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "blog"]
+---
+
+I wish my body could decide what temperature it wanted to be 🤒
+

_posts/2018-05-05-i-want-to-start-a-band-and-call-it-the-flying-buttresses.md

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+---
+date: 2018-05-05T16:22:28-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "blog"]
+---
+
+I want to start a band and call it “The Flying Buttresses”.
+

_posts/2018-05-15-desk.md

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+---
+title: Desk
+date: 2018-05-15T10:31:12-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/be5436a210.jpg"
+---
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/be5436a210.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+My custom built mechanical keyboard with WASD wrist rest and custom cable from Clark Kable.
+
+

_posts/2018-08-25-multime.md

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+---
+title: Multime!
+date: 2018-08-25T19:26:46-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/ce4e2bd2f8.jpg"
+---
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/ce4e2bd2f8.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+The hall of mirrors at the EscherNYC exhibit in Brooklyn
+
+

_posts/2018-08-25-pennsy-reflection.md

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+---
+title: Pennsy Reflection
+date: 2018-08-25T11:32:38-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/4c8cabfd8e.jpg"
+---
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/4c8cabfd8e.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+Sculpture outside of Pennsy, the food court at Penn Station, NY
+
+

_posts/2018-09-11-i-m-sad-that-the-apple-in-ear-headphones-have-been-discontinued.md

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+---
+date: 2018-09-11T18:42:30-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "blog"]
+---
+
+I’m sad that the Apple In-Ear Headphones have been discontinued. They were an overlooked gem. Amazing sound quality for the price.
+

_posts/2018-09-18-a-href-http-web.md

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+---
+date: 2018-09-18T23:05:31-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/e2465ca115.jpg"
+---
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/e2465ca115.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+The sky looked amazing after the thunderstorms today
+
+

_posts/2018-10-31-a-href-http-web.md

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+---
+date: 2018-10-31T18:00:54-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/a4cb18e877.jpg"
+---
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/a4cb18e877.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+T-shirt weather today in New York City
+
+

_posts/2019-05-21-wonderful-post-by-cheri-https-micro.md

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+---
+date: 2019-05-21T12:30:52-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "blog"]
+---
+
+Wonderful post by [@Cheri](https://micro.blog/Cheri) on making the Internet fun again [www.cheribaker.com/can-we-ma...](https://www.cheribaker.com/can-we-make-the-internet-fun-again/)
+

_posts/2019-05-24-the-little-known-0.md

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+---
+title: The little known 0.5x display mode
+date: 2019-05-24T13:12:00-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/8e1a2817b8.jpg"
+---
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/8e1a2817b8.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+

_posts/2019-05-24-this-fella-was-a-very-willing-subject.md

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+---
+title: Bike Dragonfly
+date: 2019-05-24T20:16:00-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/5f50dfc4a0.jpg"
+---
+
+This fella was a very willing subject. He flew away a couple of times but kept coming back and sitting right here on this bike handle.
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/5f50dfc4a0.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+

_posts/2019-05-26-epcot.md

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+---
+title: Epcot
+date: 2019-05-26T11:02:10-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/60c0973cd5.jpg"
+---
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/60c0973cd5.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+

_posts/2019-05-26-walt-mickey.md

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+---
+title: Walt & Mickey
+date: 2019-05-26T17:44:15-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/b02258dd49.jpg"
+---
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/b02258dd49.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+

_posts/2019-05-30-big-finale.md

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+---
+title: Big Finale
+date: 2019-05-30T18:40:42-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/2392282ca4.jpg"
+---
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/2392282ca4.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+

_posts/2019-05-30-happily-ever-after.md

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+---
+title: Happily Ever After
+date: 2019-05-30T18:41:13-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/fe0062e4fd.jpg"
+---
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/fe0062e4fd.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+

_posts/2019-06-02-calm-before-the-storm.md

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+---
+title: Calm before the storm
+date: 2019-06-02T23:04:03-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/c756a2987f.jpg"
+---
+
+As I cycled back after taking this photo, the heavens opened and I got drenched!
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/c756a2987f.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+

_posts/2019-06-15-who-ya-gonna-call.md

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+---
+title: Who ya gonna call?
+date: 2019-06-15T21:33:49-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/e6d8ccd0d8.jpg"
+---
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/e6d8ccd0d8.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+

_posts/2019-06-17-brompton-world-championship-usa.md

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+---
+title: Brompton World Championship USA
+date: 2019-06-17T13:27:36-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/40132ffef6.jpg"
+---
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/40132ffef6.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+

_posts/2019-06-25-the-loudness-of-american-airports-duncan-davidson-duncan.md

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+---
+title: The loudness of American airports
+date: 2019-06-25T09:57:45-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "blog"]
+---
+
+[Duncan Davidson](https://duncan.dev/posts/2019/05/europe-airports/)
+
+> As soon as you arrive in the United States from overseas, people are yelling
+> at you. First, they’re telling you which queues to use depending on which
+> passport you have. Somehow, the printed signage doesn’t suffice, though I have
+> a hard time believing that uniformed officers quickly barking orders at people
+> is of much use to a foreign-language speaker.
+

_posts/2019-06-29-take-better-selfies-aanand-prasad-https-medium.md

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+---
+title: Take better selfies
+date: 2019-06-29T14:34:17-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "blog"]
+---
+
+[Aanand Prasad](https://medium.com/@aanand/take-better-selfies-26089b2b3e4e)
+
+> We ignore the effects of unchecked masculinity on us at huge cost. It’s
+> poisoning us quietly, from youth through adulthood, stifling us, making us
+> both harmed and harmful. It’s on us to end this, and it starts with radical
+> self-love. Let’s be beautiful and vulnerable together.
+

_posts/2019-07-05-brommie-on-the-beach.md

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+---
+title: Brommie on the beach
+date: 2019-07-05T16:24:15-04:00
+layout: micropost
+categories: ["microblog", "photos"]
+image: "blog/microblog/2d443b5316.jpg"
+---
+
+<figure class="photo">
+  {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/2d443b5316.jpg alt="" %}
+</figure>
+
+
+

scripts/microblog_import

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+#!/usr/bin/env ruby
+
+require "date"
+require "fileutils"
+require "json"
+require "pathname"
+require "nokogiri"
+
+MICROBLOG_JSON_FILE = "_import/microblog/feed.json"
+
+json = File.read(MICROBLOG_JSON_FILE)
+
+data = JSON.parse(json)
+
+data["items"].each do |item|
+  images = []
+
+  categories = ["microblog"]
+
+  published_at = DateTime.parse(item["date_published"])
+
+  body = item["content_text"]
+
+  title = item["title"] || body.split(/(\n|\.)/).first
+
+  parsed = Nokogiri::HTML.parse(body)
+  parsed.css("img").each do |tag|
+    images << tag[:src]
+    photo_filename = tag[:src].split("/").last
+    FileUtils.cp(
+      "_import/microblog/#{tag[:src]}",
+      "_pictures/blog/microblog/#{photo_filename}",
+    )
+
+    body = body.gsub(/<a.+img.+src="#{tag[:src]}".+\/a>/, <<~PICTURE)
+      <figure class="photo">
+        {% picture photo-square blog/microblog/#{photo_filename} alt="" %}
+      </figure>
+    PICTURE
+
+    categories << "photos" unless categories.include?("photos")
+  end
+
+  categories << "blog" unless categories.include?("photos")
+
+  contents = <<~MD
+    ---
+    title: #{title}
+    date: #{published_at}
+    layout: micropost
+    categories: #{categories}
+    #{images.first ? "image: \"blog/microblog/#{images.first&.split("/")&.last}\"\n" : ""}---
+
+    #{body}
+  MD
+
+  if title.nil?
+    slug = "untitled"
+  else
+    slug = title.downcase.gsub(/[^a-z0-9]+/, " ").strip.gsub(" ", "-")
+  end
+
+  post_filename = "_posts/#{published_at.strftime('%Y-%m-%d')}-#{slug}.md"
+
+  File.open(post_filename, 'w') do |file|
+    file.write(contents)
+  end
+end